- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

you give like i give lomain

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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