a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what did jacob say to coach a joke

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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