- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

9/11

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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