What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

purple pickles

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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