- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A guy at a baseball game....

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

get in the car.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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