- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

I don't believe in giraffes.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

You bumder!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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