- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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