- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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