- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

women's rights

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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