- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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