A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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