- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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