- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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