- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

knock knock!? . . No.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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