What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

You just read this ..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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