- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Kys

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Nickelback

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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