Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Where's the soap?

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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