If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Colin is gay but toasters are not

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Nobody cares maddie!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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