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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

42 What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.