- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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