- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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