- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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