What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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