What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Please don't shoot me

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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