- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Flowers are colors Love me

what is 3+3= 8

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

I had friends on the Death Star.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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