- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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