guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

jibby jobby

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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