a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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