What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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BIG PENIS

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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