What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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where's mom I killed her

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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