- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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