- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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