"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

The WNBA

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...