what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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