Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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PICKLES

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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guess what what ...

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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