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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Yo Momma is not fat.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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