- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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