- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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