How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Diarrhea

Yo Momma is not fat.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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