Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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