Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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penis in the camel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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