- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

SUCK MY NUTS

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Mogok Papiti.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Women's rights

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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