Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A seal walks into a club.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Pickles are moist.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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