roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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