One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Penis

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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