knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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were you expecting a joke

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Women drivers...

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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