- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Vote this down and get DOXED

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Yanter, Look it up

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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