- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call an arab ?

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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