what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Anti Joke

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