why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

I love alchohol!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what you get time to go with? - a clock

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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