- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the dog die? He was old

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.