A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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I <3 Hitler

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whats black and large -me

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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