- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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