- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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