- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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