Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

hey hey apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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