A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Jersey Shore.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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