When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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