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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what is 3+3= 8

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.