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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what are you mike bibby?

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Sir, your wife is dead

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

tea with milk?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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