What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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I love you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

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