Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

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