Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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