- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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