- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Death by kayak

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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