- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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