- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

1+1=2

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

9/11

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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