- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

knock knock Goodbye

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

"Knock knock." "Come in."

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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