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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

knock knock? come in

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A black man has a job.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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