- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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