- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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