- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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