- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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