- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

do you have a wife?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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