Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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