Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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The global news

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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