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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Women's rights.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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