- Anti Joke

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

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