Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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