Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

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