whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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