Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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