Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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