Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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