What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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