- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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