- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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