- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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