Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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