- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.