- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what are you mike bibby?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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