What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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