- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

my wife out of the kitchen

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.