- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What is 9+10? 19

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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