- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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