- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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