- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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