- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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