- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.