- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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