Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

knock knock go away!!!

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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