cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Black people.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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