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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's stupid a light bulb.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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