- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a black man? Rob

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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