A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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