Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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