Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Good job, son.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Robin get in the batmobile!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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