How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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A man was shot. He died.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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