if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Penis

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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