- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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