my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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