why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

womens rights

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

my egg roll

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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