- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Nah

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Do the roar!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??