Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Pickle

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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