- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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