Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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My children are mistakes

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Anti Joke

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