- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

my penis

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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