- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

"Knock knock" Come in!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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