*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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This is an anti- joke

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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