What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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WILLYS

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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