- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is 3+3= 8

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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