How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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i dont fisish anythi

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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