But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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XD Jackass.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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