hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

school homewrok

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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