- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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