- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

bologna

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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