- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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