- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what's white and sticky semen

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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