- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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