- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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