Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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knock knock come in

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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