- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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