11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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