- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

The cream, it is coming

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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