Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Caramel Boing.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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