Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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