How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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No it doesnt..

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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