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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

knock knock go away!!!

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