- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Roses are red, yup.

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