Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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