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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Yo Mama just died.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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