What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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justin beiber sucks

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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No antijoke here.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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I literally died laughing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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