- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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