- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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