Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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