- Anti Joke

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out