What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Penis

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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