- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats green? The color green.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Face...the other white meat!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women