Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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