roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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