- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??