- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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