NEVER

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Asian women drivers...

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