- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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