- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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