- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

a man makes a bad joke

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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