- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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