- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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