Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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