- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Women's Rights.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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