- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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