- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

That is so fetch

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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