- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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