- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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