- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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