Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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A van drives into a car.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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