A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Your Mom

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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