Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock Come in

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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