- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A man walks into a bar

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*