- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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