Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Women's Rights

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A women left the kitchen.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

antonis sister is mighty fine

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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