What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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